He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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