If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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