i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
