Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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