I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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