So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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