you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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