he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I woke up under a house in Key West
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