check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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