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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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