i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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