everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Blood and glitter go together right?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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