I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize