Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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