We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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