So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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