my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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