Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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