no, he came in my armpit
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
i black out too much to be "responsible"
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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