quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
