We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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