Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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