return my video game
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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