But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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