you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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