No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Will exercising make me less horny?
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