Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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