she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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