There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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