Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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