Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
It's just like the Real World with babies
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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