new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
