your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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