The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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