she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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