She's JV to your varsity
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Randomize
