Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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