And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
don't judge my taste in strippers
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
soo... how was my night?
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