So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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