i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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