Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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