the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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