Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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