Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
soo... how was my night?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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