sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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