don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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