I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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