I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The feeling are messing with the penis
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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