I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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