no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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