wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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