i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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