if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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